Monday, July 28, 2008
The Big One (if you havn't read The Vendetta, read that first)
So you know the whole war between Janet and I? I made her some dinner and I didn't get anything back for a week so I figured she either left on vacation, or she had given up! I hoped it was the second one. On Sunday night I heard the phone ring, and it was the enemy, requesting to speak to my mother. She wasn't home though, but she didn't really need to speak with her at all! She wanted to know if I was home! So she could go through with the evil plan. She then called Kaitlyn and told her to go to my house. Kaitlyn rushed over in a panic and came running up the stairs demanding to know if Lizzy and i were any part of what Janet needed to her to come to my house for. I assured her I was as clueless as she was. But Lizzy, she knew something. However she was sworn to secrecy. We were out of luck! A little while later we hear Janet and Chad's car pull up to the house. We run to the window and see them coming up the walkway with the dishes from the meal I had made. We welcomed them into the house and started a nice conversation. She had admitted defeat! Finally, victory was mine! Or so I thought. She and Chad were saying how good it was and that they couldn't possibly think of something to top that. In my head I was thinking, "Oh that's so easy to top! Come on! Maybe they are just getting tired of this and bored with it" So I accepted their defeat and was happy. Then Janet pulls out her camera and shows us a video of her little dog Abby playing with some rats. Nice cover! The camera was later used in her evil plan! The doorbell rings, and she says, "Sarah, Kaitlyn, you better go get that". We stop dead in our tracks and think oh, no, what has she done? We go to the door and open it up to find two boys, sorry, men, standing there with signs in their hands that say I'm here for Sarah, and the other, I'm here for Kaitlyn. And they had masks on with the actor's face on it. Except for The one who came for Kaitlyn, his had a question mark on it because she hasn't finished the book so she didn't want to see what he looked like. Our mouths drop to the floor. We were completely convinced she had given up! We invite them inside and they pull cookies out from behind their backs and give them to us. Then they ask us to lead them to the piano. Apparently they have a performance, this scared us. So eventually after knocking into tables and couches they get there and one of them starts playing the piano while the other does interpretive dancing. It was quite the show. We were laughing our heads off! When they were done they sang us a song and left to their car. This all happened and none of us even saw each other's faces! We didn't know them, and they didn't know us. Now I don't quite know how we are going to top this one, but one thing is for certain, it is not over! So tune in later for "The Crushing of Janet!" Muahahaha!
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3 comments:
Hey after a performance like that.... I think you should be “crushing” on the boys....not me! Tee hee, sorry but you set that one up perfectly, I couldn’t resist.
Seriously though, I think you should get the boys…I mean "men" back, not me....
because I’m scared!!!
Ahhh, it gets better every tiime!!!
Can you send me the video??
-kd
2:41 .the finger. hahahaha
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